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• * Delivery is aligned to the next equinox plus 3–5 sidereal days. A sidereal day is approximately 23 hours, 56 minutes, and 4.091 seconds.
• * In the event of a geomagnetic reversal during shipping, delivery timelines may be extended by up to 10,000 years. Equatorial Audio assumes no liability for paleomagnetic excursion events.
• * Tracking information will be transmitted via the Equatorial Positioning System (EPS), which operates on a frequency band not accessible by conventional GPS devices.
• * Products are calibrated for the purchaser's specific latitude. Resale across latitude zones will void the Certificate of Magnetic Neutrality and may result in audible hemispheric artifacts.
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