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EQ-00000000
Subtotal $0.00
Shipping $0.00
Equatorial Handling $0.00 (waived)
Magnetic Calibration $0.00 (included)
Total $0.00
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Equatorial Audio Certification Authority

Certificate of Magnetic Neutrality

This certifies that order

EQ-00000000

has been verified, calibrated, and certified to meet all requirements of the
International Equatorial Audio Standard (IEAS) Rev. 7.3

Certificate Serial Number

MN-0000-0000-0000

Certified magnetically neutral at 0.000° ±0.001° latitude equivalent. All products covered under this certificate maintain a hemispheric bias of <0.001 nT under standard atmospheric conditions.

Order Documentation Package

Receipt, Certificate of Magnetic Neutrality, and product specification sheets for your records.

Shipping & Delivery Notice

  • * Delivery is aligned to the next equinox plus 3–5 sidereal days. A sidereal day is approximately 23 hours, 56 minutes, and 4.091 seconds.
  • * In the event of a geomagnetic reversal during shipping, delivery timelines may be extended by up to 10,000 years. Equatorial Audio assumes no liability for paleomagnetic excursion events.
  • * Tracking information will be transmitted via the Equatorial Positioning System (EPS), which operates on a frequency band not accessible by conventional GPS devices.
  • * Products are calibrated for the purchaser's specific latitude. Resale across latitude zones will void the Certificate of Magnetic Neutrality and may result in audible hemispheric artifacts.
  • * This is a parody website. No products have been purchased and no payment has been processed.
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