Official Merchandise
Equatorial Merch
Magnetically neutral apparel and accessories. Engineered for 0° lifestyle compliance.
Equatorial Audio Snapback Hat
Magnetically neutral brim. Certified flat at 0.0000°.
Black 6-panel snapback with gold embroidered Equatorial Audio logo. Brim has been precision-leveled at our Quito facility. Adjustable strap accommodates head circumferences from 54cm to 62cm without introducing hemispheric pressure differential.
Equatorial Hoodie
Faraday-cage-lined hood for EMI-free listening.
Black heavyweight 400gsm cotton. Gold Equatorial Audio logo on chest. Hood interior lined with conductive mesh to create a personal Faraday cage, shielding your ears from electromagnetic interference during critical listening sessions.
Sticker Pack (6pc)
Die-cut vinyl. Apply horizontally only.
Six premium die-cut vinyl stickers: Logo Circle, "0° Latitude Verified", "Magnetically Neutral", "Solar Flare Protected", "My Other Cable Cost $8,900/m", and "I Love Ferroelectric Bath Salts". Apply to flat surfaces only — curved application introduces hemispheric distortion.
Equatorial Turntable Mat
360° of magnetically neutral damping.
3mm cork-rubber composite turntable mat, laser-etched with concentric latitude lines centered on 0°. Eliminates static charge buildup that conventional felt mats redirect toward the nearest magnetic pole. Gold foil Equatorial Audio logo at dead center.
Equatorial Playing Cards
52 cards. Zero hemispheric bias per shuffle.
Premium linen-finish poker deck. Each suit represents an equatorial principle: Spades (Magnetic Neutrality), Hearts (Ferroelectric Coupling), Diamonds (Solar Flare Reactivity), Clubs (Equatorial Purity). Face cards feature the Equatorial Audio team. Jokers are wildcards — both labeled "Northern Hemisphere."
Equatorial Tall Socks
Grounding-compliant. Knee-high for maximum conductivity.
Black knee-high socks with gold Equatorial Audio branding and latitude markings. Woven with 2% silver thread for personal grounding during critical listening sessions. Left sock is labeled "N", right sock "S" — do not swap. Anti-static sole prevents charge accumulation.