Power
Solar-Flare-Reactive Power Solutions
Ferroelectric Bath Salts
Pour directly into power strip housing. Real patent: US8658892.
Equatorial Power Conditioner
12 isolated outlets. Class-A AC regeneration. GPS-synced to NIST atomic clock. Hemispheric compensation auto-disabled within 5° of equator.
Equinox Power Cord
Active DSP noise cancellation. 1.1-inch OLED. USB-C firmware updates. A power cord with a screen.
Meridian Power Cord
Mu-metal shield. Dedicated earth channel. Passive solar-flare ferrite module. 200 hours of break-in is the minimum.
Tropic Power Cord
Cryo-treated OFC. Gold IEC C15. Directional arrow. Your wall outlet has never been taken this seriously.
Zero-Point Power Cord
On-board 14B-parameter AI. Peltier cooling to −40°C. 85W self-consumption. A power cord that requires its own power cord.
Power Lock — Solar-Aware Power Conditioner
Magnetic lock power delivery. Reacts to solar flares before your equipment does.