Power

Solar-Flare-Reactive Power Solutions

Ferroelectric Bath Salts
Patented

Ferroelectric Bath Salts

Pour directly into power strip housing. Real patent: US8658892.

$149–$499
Equatorial Power Conditioner

Equatorial Power Conditioner

12 isolated outlets. Class-A AC regeneration. GPS-synced to NIST atomic clock. Hemispheric compensation auto-disabled within 5° of equator.

$6,800
Equinox Power Cord

Equinox Power Cord

Active DSP noise cancellation. 1.1-inch OLED. USB-C firmware updates. A power cord with a screen.

$4,800
Meridian Power Cord

Meridian Power Cord

Mu-metal shield. Dedicated earth channel. Passive solar-flare ferrite module. 200 hours of break-in is the minimum.

$1,400
Tropic Power Cord

Tropic Power Cord

Cryo-treated OFC. Gold IEC C15. Directional arrow. Your wall outlet has never been taken this seriously.

$380
Zero-Point Power Cord
Flagship

Zero-Point Power Cord

On-board 14B-parameter AI. Peltier cooling to −40°C. 85W self-consumption. A power cord that requires its own power cord.

$18,000
Power Lock — Solar-Aware Power Conditioner

Power Lock — Solar-Aware Power Conditioner

Magnetic lock power delivery. Reacts to solar flares before your equipment does.

$450–$1,200