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Discount calculated as 1/(2 × list price). The phrase "up to 1/2 off" refers to the mathematical operation 1÷2÷(price), not a 50% reduction. For example, a product listed at $2,400.00 receives a discount of 1/(2 × 2400) = $0.000208, rounded to the nearest cent. Maximum discount applied: $0.50.

All sale prices are final. Discount may not be combined with magnetic field fluctuations, solar flare events, or other promotional offers. Sale availability subject to geomagnetic conditions at time of purchase. Equatorial Audio reserves the right to adjust sale prices in response to changes in the Earth's magnetic field, solar weather, or maritime labor costs.

Countdown timer resets on each page visit and does not represent an actual deadline. The sale continues indefinitely, or until the magnetic north pole completes its journey to Siberia, whichever comes first.