Official Merchandise
Equatorial Merch
Magnetically neutral apparel and accessories. Engineered for 0° lifestyle compliance.
Equatorial Audio Snapback Hat
Magnetically neutral brim. Certified flat at 0.0000°.
Black 6-panel snapback with gold embroidered Equatorial Audio logo. Brim has been precision-levelled at our Quito facility. Adjustable strap accommodates head circumferences from 54cm to 62cm without introducing hemispheric pressure differential.
Equatorial Hoodie
Faraday-cage-lined hood for EMI-free listening.
Black heavyweight 400gsm cotton. Gold Equatorial Audio logo on chest. Hood interior lined with conductive mesh to create a personal Faraday cage, shielding one's ears from electromagnetic interference during critical listening sessions.
Sticker Pack (6pc)
Die-cut vinyl. Apply horizontally only.
Six premium die-cut vinyl stickers: Logo Circle, '0° Latitude Verified', 'Magnetically Neutral', 'Solar Flare Protected', 'My Other Cable Cost $8,900/m', and 'I Love Ferroelectric Bath Salts'. Apply to flat surfaces only — curved application introduces hemispheric distortion.
Equatorial Turntable Mat
360° of magnetically neutral damping.
3mm cork-rubber composite turntable mat, laser-etched with concentric latitude lines centred on 0°. Eliminates static charge build-up that conventional felt mats redirect towards the nearest magnetic pole. Gold foil Equatorial Audio logo at dead centre.
Equatorial Playing Cards
52 cards. Zero hemispheric bias per shuffle.
Premium linen-finish poker deck. Each suit represents an equatorial principle: Spades (Magnetic Neutrality), Hearts (Ferroelectric Coupling), Diamonds (Solar Flare Reactivity), Clubs (Equatorial Purity). Face cards feature the Equatorial Audio team. Jokers are wildcards — both labelled 'Northern Hemisphere.'
Equatorial Tall Socks
Earthing-compliant. Knee-high for maximum conductivity.
Black knee-high socks with gold Equatorial Audio branding and latitude markings. Woven with 2% silver thread for personal earthing during critical listening sessions. Left sock is labelled 'N', right sock 'S' — do not swap. Anti-static sole prevents charge accumulation.